Twenty Dollars

[need4speed]

TWENTY DOLLARS

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had been let go. Itwas unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning and, therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of
steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million,and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him
for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of
her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely
speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any
idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched
often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

[CraigMillwardCroft]

Originally Posted by need4speed

TWENTY DOLLARS

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly
aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new
clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate
downsizing, and he had been let go. Itwas unlikely that, at the age of
59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what
he'd been earning and, therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of
steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she
showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
worth over $2 million,and informed him that they were one of the
largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him
for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of
her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments
worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely
speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any
idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when
to keep their mouths shut.

Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched
often. But push the wrong button and your ass is disconnected!

Very good