19-11-2009, 08:33 PM | #1 |
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Adopted
My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking "why didn't they want me". I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while, still crying , she kissed me and asked me to make love to her, which led to even more crying...........on reflection banging her up the arse and shouting 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!..halfway through was a little insensitive I guess.
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19-11-2009, 09:32 PM | #2 |
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