Hooker

**Mark CSL** · 06-03-2009, 10:14 AM

A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and
sees a woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars...' she whispers.
He'd never been with a hooker before , but decides
what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide
in the bushes.
They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a
sudden a light flashes on
them. It's a police officer.
'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer.
'I'm making love to me wife!,' the Newfoundlander
answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.'
'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in
her face!

Mlife · 06-03-2009, 10:52 AM

**Andyk** · 07-03-2009, 04:58 PM

HaHa...you would be gutted with that one.

SMD · 07-03-2009, 05:08 PM

bryce · 08-03-2009, 02:46 PM

Bealo · 19-03-2009, 04:23 AM

That's funny, i work with a Newffy and i'll have to show him that one

06-03-2009, 10:14 AM	#1
Mark CSL CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 8,777 Casino cash: $42229	Hooker A Newfoundlander was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows. 'Twenty dollars...' she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before , but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going 'at it' for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It's a police officer. 'What's going on here, people?' asks the officer. 'I'm making love to me wife!,' the Newfoundlander answers sounding annoyed. 'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know.' 'Well, neidder did I, til ya shined that light in her face! __________________ www.procarkits.co.uk

06-03-2009, 10:52 AM	#2
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07-03-2009, 04:58 PM	#3
Andyk Driving it like I nicked it Space Invaders Champion! Join Date: May 2008 Location: Chepstow Posts: 2,506 Casino cash: $3997	HaHa...you would be gutted with that one.

07-03-2009, 05:08 PM	#4
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08-03-2009, 02:46 PM	#5
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19-03-2009, 04:23 AM	#6
Bealo Driving it like I nicked it Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Everywhere. Posts: 2,540 Casino cash: $12738	That's funny, i work with a Newffy and i'll have to show him that one