Hmmmm, DSC, my driving, is all ok? - Page 2

**glendog74** · 14-03-2009, 08:52 PM

Traction all the time is boring...

Nords · 14-03-2009, 11:34 PM

Housey only has traction all the time, because his RS4 knocks out a couple of pathetic ponys!....

3wheels3 · 15-03-2009, 03:45 AM

Has it been chipped now?

Don't even know the joke but thought I'd join in anyway!

Nords · 15-03-2009, 11:16 AM

Ah, sorry, difficult to be funny when you haven't got a clue what I'm on about. Housey's RS4 was dynoed at Thorney's against a mate's e92 M3 and 996GT3RS and was found 'wanting'. Audi have fixed it since, but a grudge match in on the cards at the next Thorney pie eating open day.... errrrr dyno day.

Housey · 15-03-2009, 11:33 AM

Bunch of gayers the lorra ya!

Most RS4's don't get near the numbers based on my research but it does seem that chippers can get them around 425bhp quite easily. This indicates to me that Audi is de-tuning them for some reason and I'd love to get to the bottom of it to see what the story is as it will also impact on the R8. Mine is better now but I still don't think it's 414bhp and I am not aware of any standard RS4 that has ever got close to that number on a reputable rolling road. Audi's view when I disucssed it was "oh."

At the end of the day there is only 1 emerging messure which is Cattle Grid to Cattle Grid!

Nords · 15-03-2009, 11:52 AM

Right, cups on! The gauntlet has been thrown!

PS Housey's road to his house (and a couple of others) goes up a small windy country lane which doesn't have hedges allowing you to see what is coming the other way. Ohh it also allows you to easily take to the grass if you don't bother to look at what is coming the other way!!! It has a cattle grid and both ends and CGTCG is looked upon in the same light as BTG

Housey · 15-03-2009, 12:49 PM

Not good in the summer mind when the local farmer decides to plant corn on the cob in the right hand field. Last year this lack of vision meant a trip across the field on the left to avoid a neighbours friend who was coming the other way in his mini! I was up around 3 figure leptons at the time and it did mean I got some pain from the locals for a few weeks.

Nords · 15-03-2009, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Nords

Ohh it also allows you to easily take to the grass if you don't bother to look at what is coming the other way!!!

Yep, Steve, covered that already!

3wheels3 · 15-03-2009, 10:02 PM

Don't worry about the lack of horse's Housey. I have just found out mine is not a real CSL after all this time. When it was in dealers for some tlc last week they filled up the 4.5 litre screen wash up AND it didn't vommit it back up at them! Well, I mean that close to 5kg weight so had to give her a spanking on way home

14-03-2009, 08:52 PM	#11
glendog74 CSL Register Uber-poster! Tetris Champion! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Cornwall Posts: 8,861 Casino cash: $32299	Traction all the time is boring... __________________ Cha'mone Mother F**ker!

14-03-2009, 11:34 PM	#12
Nords S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 527 Casino cash: $1272	Housey only has traction all the time, because his RS4 knocks out a couple of pathetic ponys!....

15-03-2009, 03:45 AM	#13
3wheels3 S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 773 Casino cash: $21189	Has it been chipped now? Don't even know the joke but thought I'd join in anyway!

15-03-2009, 11:16 AM	#14
Nords S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 527 Casino cash: $1272	Ah, sorry, difficult to be funny when you haven't got a clue what I'm on about. Housey's RS4 was dynoed at Thorney's against a mate's e92 M3 and 996GT3RS and was found 'wanting'. Audi have fixed it since, but a grudge match in on the cards at the next Thorney pie eating open day.... errrrr dyno day.

15-03-2009, 11:33 AM	#15
Housey S3 - On the open road Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 96 Casino cash: $596	Bunch of gayers the lorra ya! Most RS4's don't get near the numbers based on my research but it does seem that chippers can get them around 425bhp quite easily. This indicates to me that Audi is de-tuning them for some reason and I'd love to get to the bottom of it to see what the story is as it will also impact on the R8. Mine is better now but I still don't think it's 414bhp and I am not aware of any standard RS4 that has ever got close to that number on a reputable rolling road. Audi's view when I disucssed it was "oh." At the end of the day there is only 1 emerging messure which is Cattle Grid to Cattle Grid!

15-03-2009, 11:52 AM	#16
Nords S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 527 Casino cash: $1272	Right, cups on! The gauntlet has been thrown! PS Housey's road to his house (and a couple of others) goes up a small windy country lane which doesn't have hedges allowing you to see what is coming the other way. Ohh it also allows you to easily take to the grass if you don't bother to look at what is coming the other way!!! It has a cattle grid and both ends and CGTCG is looked upon in the same light as BTG

15-03-2009, 12:49 PM	#17
Housey S3 - On the open road Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 96 Casino cash: $596	Not good in the summer mind when the local farmer decides to plant corn on the cob in the right hand field. Last year this lack of vision meant a trip across the field on the left to avoid a neighbours friend who was coming the other way in his mini! I was up around 3 figure leptons at the time and it did mean I got some pain from the locals for a few weeks.

15-03-2009, 10:02 PM	#19
3wheels3 S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 773 Casino cash: $21189	Don't worry about the lack of horse's Housey. I have just found out mine is not a real CSL after all this time. When it was in dealers for some tlc last week they filled up the 4.5 litre screen wash up AND it didn't vommit it back up at them! Well, I mean that close to 5kg weight so had to give her a spanking on way home