M3 interior

shane@mbtech · 20-02-2013, 09:44 PM

Go home, sit mrs down and say these exact words to her.

"listen love, if I was to sit on a hard penis it would be severely uncomfortable, but you seem to do it and love it, so the odd occasion sat in a csl seat should be a walk in the park for you"

If you like, you could give her a quick back hand at the same time for added effect, or borrow one of NeilMs gimp gloves and slap her with that.

cslsuperfan · 20-02-2013, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by lawsy

Go home, sit mrs down and say these exact words to her.

"listen love, if I was to sit on a hard penis it would be severely uncomfortable, but you seem to do it and love it, so the odd occasion sat in a csl seat should be a walk in the park for you"

If you like, you could give her a quick back hand at the same time for added effect, or borrow one of NeilMs gimp gloves and slap her with that.

Top drawer answer...the gimp glove!! i f***king love this register.

Csl outlaw · 20-02-2013, 09:52 PM

I know what your saying. I can't bring myself to sell the car and get a normal m3. So the only other option is to fit a normal interior. I would always keep hold of the csl interior.

Yanto · 20-02-2013, 09:57 PM

Man up.

Plenty more fish in the sea.

Hth.

Neil M · 20-02-2013, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Csl outlaw

I know what your saying. I can't bring myself to sell the car and get a normal m3. So the only other option is to fit a normal interior. I would always keep hold of the csl interior.

Several options are available:
1. Give her a cushion.
2. Tell her to put some weight on.
3. Buy her a car 'with comfy seats'
4. Tell her to get the bus.
5. Trade her in for a different model (the wife that is)
almost forgot
6. Take her out on track, and she'll never want to sit in it again.

Csl outlaw · 20-02-2013, 10:05 PM

I do have a comfy car but I don't like her driving it what with it being an e28 Alpina b7. Trouble is she likes the csl but not the seat. She's a pain in the ares!!!!

sailorbaz · 20-02-2013, 10:10 PM

Apparently it's he CSL that's the pain in the arse!

I did have this problem admittedly. Wife complained of seat giving her a sore back. I took it out and reclined it some more, put it back in and she's never complained since. Have you tried that?

Csl outlaw · 20-02-2013, 10:25 PM

Tried adjusting the seating position but no joy. While I'm on here, I think my axle carrier has cracked, due to a louder clicking noise from the rear when I pull away. Are there any decent bmw dealers in the Essex area to have this checked out?

**shimmy** · 20-02-2013, 10:36 PM

Elms Cambridge.

And a good divorce lawyer just down the road

LeinsCSL · 21-02-2013, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Csl outlaw

I do have a comfy car but I don't like her driving it what with it being an e28 Alpina b7. Trouble is she likes the csl but not the seat. She's a pain in the ares!!!!

Sell your E28 to me and buy her a Golf TDi or such like with comfy seats. The turbo Golf will be much more economical than the turbo Alpina too

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20-02-2013, 09:44 PM	#1
shane@mbtech CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: warrington Posts: 5,419 Casino cash: $19783	Go home, sit mrs down and say these exact words to her. "listen love, if I was to sit on a hard penis it would be severely uncomfortable, but you seem to do it and love it, so the odd occasion sat in a csl seat should be a walk in the park for you" If you like, you could give her a quick back hand at the same time for added effect, or borrow one of NeilMs gimp gloves and slap her with that.

20-02-2013, 09:52 PM	#3
Csl outlaw Wonky 'L' after Washing Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6 Casino cash: $269	I know what your saying. I can't bring myself to sell the car and get a normal m3. So the only other option is to fit a normal interior. I would always keep hold of the csl interior.

20-02-2013, 09:57 PM	#4
Yanto CSL Register Uber-poster! Moon Lander Champion! Ragdoll Master Champion! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Docklands, London Posts: 5,931 Casino cash: $40036	Man up. Plenty more fish in the sea. Hth.

20-02-2013, 10:05 PM	#6
Csl outlaw Wonky 'L' after Washing Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6 Casino cash: $269	I do have a comfy car but I don't like her driving it what with it being an e28 Alpina b7. Trouble is she likes the csl but not the seat. She's a pain in the ares!!!!

20-02-2013, 10:25 PM	#8
Csl outlaw Wonky 'L' after Washing Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 6 Casino cash: $269	Tried adjusting the seating position but no joy. While I'm on here, I think my axle carrier has cracked, due to a louder clicking noise from the rear when I pull away. Are there any decent bmw dealers in the Essex area to have this checked out?