Mothers know everything!

[Mark CSL]

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course
of the meal; his mother couldn't help but notice how
lovely Peter's flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more
between Peter and his flat mate than met the eye.

Reading his mum's thoughts, Peter volunteered, 'I know
what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I
are just flat mates'.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, 'Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to
find the frying pan, you don't sup po se she took it do
you?

'Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure'
said Peter.



So he sat down and wrote

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID' TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM
MY HOUSE. I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DID NOT' TAKE THE
FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING
EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER


Several days later, Peter received an email from his
mother which read

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I'M
NOT SAYING THAT YOU 'DO NOT' SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE
FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED,
SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM


Lesson of the day,

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER

[sailorbaz]

Originally Posted by just.dope

I would be RAGING!

Is that some Random leaning on your car, or many apologies if it is in fact your Mother.

[Mark CSL]

brill

[csl_mba]

that picture is great

[Andyk]

Just say this...great

[plug]

If I was in the car the launch control would be on and I'd be gone and so would she. On the ground

[RichW]