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Old 11-05-2010, 01:22 PM   #1
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Default Muslim marriage

A Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet the Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Sex is OK with in marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"No problem," says the Mullah.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the Mullah. "Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! "

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a vibrator, leather harnesses,

a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"NO.." says the Mullah."

"Why not?" asks the man…..!!

"It could lead to dancing……!!!!."
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Old 11-05-2010, 05:24 PM   #3
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