politically incorrect look back at 2012

**Mark CSL** · 26-01-2013, 06:14 PM

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher.
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A reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year's riots:
your one year manufacturer's warranty runs out soon.

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"ITS A BOY!" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY!" And, with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel.

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Two Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital: one's in a korma, and the other's got a dodgy tikka.

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The 100 metres final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in London: a gunshot followed by eight black geezers legging it.

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In the first few days of the Olympics, the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead, and anything else they could get their bloody hands on.

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The Sailing results are in: GB took gold, USA took silver, and Somalia took a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.

Bounce · 26-01-2013, 06:40 PM

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Mark CSL CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 8,777 Casino cash: $42229	politically incorrect look back at 2012 A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Rocher. --------------------- A reminder to those who stole electrical goods in last year's riots: your one year manufacturer's warranty runs out soon. ------------------- "ITS A BOY!" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY!" And, with tears streaming down my face, I swore I'd never visit another Thai brothel. ------------------------- Two Indian junkies accidental snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. They’re both in hospital: one's in a korma, and the other's got a dodgy tikka. ---------------------- The 100 metres final at the 2012 Olympics was just like any other Friday night in London: a gunshot followed by eight black geezers legging it. ---------------------------- In the first few days of the Olympics, the Romanians took gold, silver, bronze, copper, lead, and anything else they could get their bloody hands on. ------------------------------- The Sailing results are in: GB took gold, USA took silver, and Somalia took a middle-aged couple from Weymouth. __________________ www.procarkits.co.uk

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