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Old 26-11-2012, 10:56 AM   #1
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a man goes into a bar and orders a scotch, a few minutes later he ordered another. The bartender notes that the man, almost drunk, puts his hand into his pocket and pulls out something, looks at it and then immediately hides it before ordering another drink.

the bartender can't resist knowing what the guy is looking at and approaches the man and asks him: "excuse me, what is that in your pocket that you look at before ordering a drink?"

"Only a picture of my mother in law. When she starts to be good looking, I know that it's time to stop drinking! "
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Old 26-11-2012, 01:34 PM   #2
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He's obviously got one as well Molto divertente
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Old 30-11-2012, 03:59 PM   #3
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very good....lol
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