Get your prostrate checked lads !

[DuncanR]

I feel I should share my experience with you boys, as its very important to keep the little bugger checked out and in fine fettle ! especially at my age !
Here is what transpired last time I had mine checked.


The very pretty female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today Mr Rogers, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.



So I do as im told and and say,"99".



The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again please Mr Rogers, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99".



Again, I say '99'."



The doctor said ............... Very good Mr Rogers.



Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way.



Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

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So I went , "One ... Two ....Three"...... never made it to 99 !