Irritating airline passenger?

[DuncanR]

What to do if you’re bored on a Plane and the passenger next to
you is irritating:

1- Remove your lap top from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn on

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Turn on the Internet

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze
upwards to the skies as if in p ray er

7- Take a deep breath and open this site

www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8-Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger