Girl in supermarket

Jaw_F430 · 29-07-2009, 09:34 PM

A bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket. "Do I know you?" he asks. She says "aren't you the dad of one of my kids?" he thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says "Were you the hooker I fucked over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that cucumber up my arse?" she stares at him and says

"No, I'm your daughter's teacher."

29-07-2009, 09:34 PM	#1
Jaw_F430 S5 - Full Throttle Power Driver Champion! Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 451 Casino cash: $2634	Girl in supermarket A bloke notices a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket. "Do I know you?" he asks. She says "aren't you the dad of one of my kids?" he thinks back to the only time he's ever been unfaithful and says "Were you the hooker I fucked over the pool table at my stag do while your mate spanked me with a piece of wet celery while shoving that cucumber up my arse?" she stares at him and says "No, I'm your daughter's teacher."