short joke

[Mark CSL]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way".

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely".

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair
of nuts...I don't want to go to Iraq either."