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[Mark CSL]

> A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board
> bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am and the driver
> fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time
>
> He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an Irish
> lorry driver pulls over. 'Where they going?' asks the Irish chap.
>
> 'Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me' says the
> driver, 'and here's a hundred quid for your troubles.'
>
> 'Happy days,' says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and
> gets on his way.
>
> The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a
> good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the
> motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down
> again.
>
> 'What are you playing at,' he fumes, 'I told you to take them to Chester
> Zoo!'
>
>
>
> 'I did and we had a great time,' says the bemused Irish fella, 'but
> there's still fifty quid left so we're going to Alton Towers '.