It's Hell to be Old ... i KNOW !

DuncanR · 30-04-2010, 10:41 AM

OLD people have problems that you haven't
Even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
Exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
This jar home and bring back a semen sample
Tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
At the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
Which was as clean and empty as on the
Previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
Explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried
With my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
With my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
Her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
Then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door
And she tried too, first with both hands, then
An armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it
Between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
Neighbor?'

The old man replied,

'Yep, none of us could get
The jar open.'

phat///M3 · 30-04-2010, 11:31 AM

Nice one.

Bounce · 30-04-2010, 04:24 PM

Very good Duncan.

**DazBlackCSL** · 30-04-2010, 04:46 PM

30-04-2010, 10:41 AM	#1
DuncanR CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Olney, Bucks Posts: 3,735 Casino cash: $9984	It's Hell to be Old ... i KNOW ! OLD people have problems that you haven't Even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical Exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take This jar home and bring back a semen sample Tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared At the doctor's office and gave him the jar, Which was as clean and empty as on the Previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man Explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried With my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried With my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with Her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, Then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door And she tried too, first with both hands, then An armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it Between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your Neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get The jar open.' __________________ " I use Gleaming Kleen.... for that new car look " I wish I had used - Race Data Systems - Motorsport Data Loggers forgive me Nathan !

30-04-2010, 11:31 AM	#2
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30-04-2010, 04:24 PM	#3
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