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E46ACS · 09-07-2009, 04:37 PM

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ballheaded directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the groundand proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I couldrelieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man repliedHe was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping hishands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently tookhis hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pant s and put herhands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments andasked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!

09-07-2009, 04:37 PM	#1
E46ACS S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Durham Posts: 771 Casino cash: $1950	Golf balls Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ballheaded directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the groundand proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I couldrelieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him. 'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man repliedHe was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping hishands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently tookhis hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pant s and put herhands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments andasked, 'How does that feel'? He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken! __________________ "Brake.....brake......SUPER BRAKE!!!"