short joke

**Mark CSL** · 15-05-2009, 09:54 PM

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later."

The nun agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way".

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,
"I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ."

The nun said, "I understand completely".

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair
of nuts...I don't want to go to Iraq either."

**Andyk** · 16-05-2009, 06:50 AM

..Your on a roll today Mark.

15-05-2009, 09:54 PM	#1
Mark CSL CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 8,777 Casino cash: $42229	short joke A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way". After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ." The nun said, "I understand completely". The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of nuts...I don't want to go to Iraq either." __________________ www.procarkits.co.uk

16-05-2009, 06:50 AM	#2
Andyk Driving it like I nicked it Space Invaders Champion! Join Date: May 2008 Location: Chepstow Posts: 2,506 Casino cash: $3997	..Your on a roll today Mark. __________________