CSL Register

Go Back   CSL Register > General > Jokes & Idjuts Area

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-05-2010, 06:55 PM   #1
Roland
S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track
 
Roland's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ///Munich
Posts: 952
Casino cash: $26748
Roland
Default Husband Store .....

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward . The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited......
__________________
Roland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 12:43 AM   #2
Bounce
CSL Register Uber-poster!
 
Bounce's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 7,057
Casino cash: $35793
Bounce is on a distinguished road
Default

How true.
Bounce is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 18-05-2010, 04:20 PM   #3
phat///M3
S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track
 
phat///M3's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Marbella
Posts: 946
Casino cash: $4049
phat///M3 is on a distinguished road
Default

__________________
///M3 CB/BLK Alcantara ~ OEM BABY ~
H&R ¦ Brembo ¦ Eisenmann ¦ CSL Bootlid ¦ CSL Interior ¦ CSL Diffuser ¦ CSL Bumper ¦ CSL Wheels ¦ AC Schnitzer ¦ Rogue Engineering ¦ Recaro

phat///M3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-05-2010, 02:29 PM   #4
Rutkowski
S5 - Full Throttle
 
Rutkowski's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Poland/London
Posts: 464
Casino cash: $4132
Rutkowski
Default

so true!!
Rutkowski is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-05-2010, 03:37 PM   #5
cslgirl
S6, Sport On, Traction Off
 
cslgirl's Avatar
 
Simon Champion!
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,500
Casino cash: $33404
cslgirl is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

cslgirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-05-2010, 03:47 PM   #6
mattCSLnut
CSL Register Uber-poster!
 
mattCSLnut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Cambridge
Posts: 6,460
Casino cash: $27763
mattCSLnut is on a distinguished road
Default


The wife store sounds even better as you only have to climb to the third floor for perfection
mattCSLnut is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 24-05-2010, 03:53 PM   #7
karbonkid
S6, Sport On, Traction Off
 
karbonkid's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sussex
Posts: 1,912
Casino cash: $10231
karbonkid is an unknown quantity at this point
Default

I like!
__________________
karbonkid is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 10:58 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
(c)www.wickedwifi.co.uk