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29-05-2010, 02:16 PM
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S6, Sport On, Traction Off
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sussex
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Buying a BMW
A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the Top-of-the-line Beemer and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks Wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady With, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her accident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
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29-05-2010, 06:37 PM
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S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ///Munich
Posts: 952
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29-05-2010, 08:01 PM
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CSL Register Uber-poster!
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Scotland
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01-06-2010, 02:59 PM
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S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Marbella
Posts: 946
Casino cash: $4049 |
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///M3 CB/BLK Alcantara ~ OEM BABY ~ H&R ¦ Brembo ¦ Eisenmann ¦ CSL Bootlid ¦ CSL Interior ¦ CSL Diffuser ¦ CSL Bumper ¦ CSL Wheels ¦ AC Schnitzer ¦ Rogue Engineering ¦ Recaro 
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01-06-2010, 10:02 PM
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CSL Register Uber-poster!
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 7,057
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02-06-2010, 05:37 PM
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S3 - On the open road
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: South West
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