Guts or balls.

**Mark CSL** · 24-06-2009, 03:56 PM

Guts or balls. There is a distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.

Roland · 24-06-2009, 06:44 PM

**shimmy** · 24-06-2009, 09:40 PM

in that case i have neither!!

**Andyk** · 25-06-2009, 06:46 AM

Love it Mark...just proves I don't have either...

Jaw_F430 · 25-06-2009, 07:09 PM

Quality

24-06-2009, 03:56 PM	#1
Mark CSL CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Scotland Posts: 8,777 Casino cash: $42229	Guts or balls. Guts or balls. There is a distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death. __________________ www.procarkits.co.uk

24-06-2009, 06:44 PM	#2
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25-06-2009, 06:46 AM	#4
Andyk Driving it like I nicked it Space Invaders Champion! Join Date: May 2008 Location: Chepstow Posts: 2,506 Casino cash: $3997	Love it Mark...just proves I don't have either... __________________

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24-06-2009, 09:40 PM	#3
shimmy CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Uk Posts: 14,646 Casino cash: $43909	in that case i have neither!!

25-06-2009, 07:09 PM	#5
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