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30-11-2011, 12:22 AM | #1 |
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Warning......scam
This is serious.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet! I had my wallet stolen on May 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 26th...... Another 3 times in April 7th, 14th & 19th...... Also on March 1st, 4th, 6th, 10th..... P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl's are £1.75 and look better. |
30-11-2011, 12:31 AM | #2 |
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30-11-2011, 08:00 AM | #3 |
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30-11-2011, 08:45 AM | #4 |
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30-11-2011, 09:22 AM | #5 |
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LOL very good
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30-11-2011, 09:25 AM | #6 |
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30-11-2011, 10:28 AM | #7 |
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Hi,
Lawsy- talking of Lidl's I purchased a a Jehova's Witness Advent Calender from them last weekend. Everytime I open a Door someone tells me to ''Fuck Off''. Regards, The Gorilla. |
30-11-2011, 10:39 AM | #8 |
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30-11-2011, 11:20 AM | #9 |
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30-11-2011, 12:54 PM | #10 | ||
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If the CSLR did an advent calendar, every time you opened a door it would say "what about BMW warranty" or "whats the best brake upgrade"
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