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Old 12-06-2010, 11:16 AM   #1
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULTTO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1.. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:15 PM   #2
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Very good.
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:27 PM   #3
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So true!
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:37 PM   #4
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Old 16-06-2010, 11:04 AM   #5
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Nice! Had to forward to a few people!
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