Sex Toy

[Yanto]

I ordered a sex-toy off the internet, a custom made scale replica of my wife's vagina.

On the day it was due to be delivered I sat anxiously at my window, waiting for my postman. After what felt like forever, he came struggling down my path with a big tatty box in his hands, all dented and the flaps torn, blowing around in the breeze.

I thought they would've at least fucking wrapped it.