Double Standards

[Yanto]

I'm sick of double standards.

My girlfriend buys a ''Rampant Rabbit with attachments'' and she's seen as a "naughty fun girl with a special new toy".

But when I order a ''240 volt Deluxe Fistmaster 5000 latex revolving pussy with realistic elasticated anus, imitation shit dribble, semen collection tray, and built in sadistic rape sound system'', then that supposedly makes me some kind of pervert...