Adopted

[Andyk]

My wife just found out she was adopted. She was devastated and kept asking "why didn't they want me". I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while, still crying , she kissed me and asked me to make love to her, which led to even more crying...........on reflection banging her up the arse and shouting 'WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!..halfway through was a little insensitive I guess.