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Old 21-02-2011, 02:49 PM   #1
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and
came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an
American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and, shortly after,
a story was published in the New York Times: "American
archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network 50 years earlier than the Australians".

One week later, the Council in Essex , reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in Colchester, Jack Lucknow, a
self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f *
all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had
already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be British, doesn't it?
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Old 21-02-2011, 02:55 PM   #2
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Nice one ... never heard that one before !!

http://www.cslregister.com/forum/sho...light=wireless

.. keep 'em coming .. dont it piss you off when some clever fook does that to you !!! ... I mean .. I didnt have to find that and post it .. I could have just ignored it ... but that wouldnt be the CSLregister way would it !!
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Old 21-02-2011, 03:30 PM   #3
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yOU'RE A RIGHT cnut dUNCAN, BUT YET WE LOVE YOU!
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Nice one ... never heard that one before !!

http://www.cslregister.com/forum/sho...light=wireless

.. keep 'em coming .. dont it piss you off when some clever fook does that to you !!! ... I mean .. I didnt have to find that and post it .. I could have just ignored it ... but that wouldnt be the CSLregister way would it !!
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Old 22-02-2011, 02:27 PM   #6
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian
scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and
came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone
network more than 150 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an
American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet and, shortly after,
a story was published in the New York Times: "American
archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have
concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network 50 years earlier than the Australians".

One week later, the Council in Essex , reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 feet in Colchester, Jack Lucknow, a
self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f *
all. Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had
already gone wireless."

Just makes you bloody proud to be British, doesn't it?
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Old 22-02-2011, 06:06 PM   #7
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Good joke N4S, don't let Duncan get to you, most of us haven't hard that joke before as we ignore his joke posts
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