A good lesson on australian female compassion

[DuncanR]

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, an American, a Kiwi and an Australian,
were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The American woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'
The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The Kiwi woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'
The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Australian woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been fooked?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.'



She said, 'You will be when the tide comes in