Temperature differential between England & Scotland

[Mark CSL]

50°F
People in Southern England turn on the central heatin
People in Edinburgh put out bedding plants


40°F
Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Glaswegians sunbathe on the beach at Largs


35°F
Cars in the South of England refuse to start
People in Falkirk drive with their windows down


20°F
Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Aberdonianmen throw on a t-shirt; girls start wearing mini-skirts


15°F
Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
People from Dundee swim in the River Tay at Broughty Ferry


0°F
Life in the South grinds to a halt
Inverness folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold


-10°F
Life in the South ceases to exist
People in Dunfermline throw on a light jacket


-80°F
Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Oban start wearing their long trousers


-100°F
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
People in Stirling put on their 'long johns'


-173°F
Alcohol freezes
Glaswegians get upset because all the pubs are shut


-297°F
Microbial life starts to disappear
The cows in Dumfriesshire complain about farmers with cold hands


-460°F
All atomic motion stops
Shetlanders stamp their feet and blow on their hands


-500°F
Hell freezes over
Scotland will support England in the World Cup

[TANKSLAPPER]

very good, but we don't need any support we are well capable of doing that our selves. (where it's warmer)