04-12-2009, 01:03 PM | #1 |
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A married Couple
A married couple were staying overnight in a hotel room. Unfortunatley the room only had twin beds.
As they were settling down in their single beds the husband says “My little honey bunch, I’m lonely wonely!” Taking the hint she climbs out of bed and makes her way to his bed. On the way she trips over the suitcase and falls flat on her face. Concerned the husband says, “Oh did my little honey bunney fall on her nosey wosey?” She gets up and climbs into his bed and they have passionate sex. Afterwards she makes her way back to her bed. On the way she trip again over the suitcase and lands flat on her face. Husband turns over in bed and says, “Clumbsy Cunt!” |
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07-12-2009, 08:18 PM | #3 |
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