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Old 23-08-2010, 10:38 AM   #1
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Default It pains me to post this.... but even they would laugh at them ...i think

These are in very bad taste and I cannot believe that some people are circulating these jokes, apologies for some old ones amongst them !



Pakistani flood jokes .................................................. .....



1. Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started be a suicide plumber


2. There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with nan dead and poppa gone.


3. The BNP have donated 6000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal.


4. The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare pakis if they want some back.


5. I bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles to fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my £1 a month donation back.


6. What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor......................Mustafa dinghy.


7. A new film has been made about the floods in Pakistan . It's called ' Water shit drown'


8. What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years.


9. From space, Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops.


9. There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan . It's called swim fast.


10. Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...........Rain drops keep falling on Ahmed

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Old 23-08-2010, 02:27 PM   #2
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Taken in good context some of them are genuinely funny!
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