|
23-03-2010, 07:24 PM | #1 |
S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: ///Munich
Posts: 952
Casino cash: $26748 |
Ginger
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "this is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
__________________
|
23-03-2010, 10:11 PM | #2 | |
CSL Register Uber-poster!
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Cornwall
Posts: 7,057
Casino cash: $35793 |
Quote:
|
|
05-04-2010, 04:11 PM | #3 |
S5, Sport Off, DSC M-track
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Marbella
Posts: 946
Casino cash: $4049 |
__________________
///M3 CB/BLK Alcantara ~ OEM BABY ~ H&R ¦ Brembo ¦ Eisenmann ¦ CSL Bootlid ¦ CSL Interior ¦ CSL Diffuser ¦ CSL Bumper ¦ CSL Wheels ¦ AC Schnitzer ¦ Rogue Engineering ¦ Recaro |
05-04-2010, 04:40 PM | #4 |
Wonky 'L' after Washing
Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 3
Casino cash: $283 |
hahaha...
|
|
|