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Old 01-04-2009, 06:43 PM   #1
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Default My first time----

MY FIRST TIME----



It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget

I'd do it again

Without a single regret.

The sky was dark

The moon was high

We were all alone

Just she and I.

Her hair was soft

Her eyes were blue

I knew just what

She wanted to do.

Her skin so soft

Her legs so fine

I ran my fingers

Down her spine.

I didn't know how

But I tried my best

I started by placing

My hands on her breast.

I remember my fear

My fast beating heart

But slowly she spread

Her legs apart.

And when I did it
I felt no shame

All at once

The white stuff came.

At last it's finished

It's all over now

My first time ever

At milking a cow...




NOW ALL U DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS..
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Old 04-04-2009, 06:52 AM   #2
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:36 AM   #3
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Will need to pass that onto the Brother-in-law to be, he's a farmer
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