Blonde joke

Yanto · 08-03-2013, 04:59 PM

A blonde walks into a worldwide Message Centre to send a message to her
mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost £175, she exclaims "I don't have any
money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother"

"The man arched an eyebrow (as one would)."Anything" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well, then,"Just follow me"
said the man as he walked towards the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. " Come in and close the
door" the man said.So she did. He then said"Now get down on your knees"
She did. "Now, take down my zipper" She did. "Now go ahead ... Take
it out....."* he said.

She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. . ..then she paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered . . . "Well ... Go ahead. "The
blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to
her lips, .... ...tentatively said ...

"Hello. Mum, can you hear me ? "

Trawler · 08-03-2013, 05:19 PM

Not even Essex girls are that dumb.

Bounce · 08-03-2013, 05:39 PM

**CraigMillwardCroft** · 09-03-2013, 05:13 PM

Very Good

08-03-2013, 04:59 PM	#1
Yanto CSL Register Uber-poster! Moon Lander Champion! Ragdoll Master Champion! Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Docklands, London Posts: 5,931 Casino cash: $40036	Blonde joke A blonde walks into a worldwide Message Centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £175, she exclaims "I don't have any money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother" "The man arched an eyebrow (as one would)."Anything" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well, then,"Just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. " Come in and close the door" the man said.So she did. He then said"Now get down on your knees" She did. "Now, take down my zipper" She did. "Now go ahead ... Take it out....."* he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands. . ..then she paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered . . . "Well ... Go ahead. "The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .... ...tentatively said ... "Hello. Mum, can you hear me ? "

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08-03-2013, 05:19 PM	#2
Trawler Driving it like I nicked it Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,213 Casino cash: $25916	Not even Essex girls are that dumb.

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09-03-2013, 05:13 PM	#4
CraigMillwardCroft CSL Register Uber-poster! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Marlow Posts: 3,973 Casino cash: $18153	Very Good