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16-04-2010, 04:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Olney, Bucks
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The miracle of toilet paper
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?'
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16-04-2010, 04:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sussex
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 Ouch!
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16-04-2010, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Cornwall
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Very good Duncan,old but very good.
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17-04-2010, 08:33 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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