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CSL Register Uber-poster!
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt.
I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier?" The nun replied, "He went that way". After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ." The nun said, "I understand completely". The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of nuts...I don't want to go to Iraq either." ![]() ![]() |
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Driving it like I nicked it
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