The Barber

[DuncanR]

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can
get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How
long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.'
The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How
long before I can get a haircut?

The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half.'
The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour ,
follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait
for a haircut, but he never comes back.'

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'

Bob looked up, and said, 'Your house!'

[CraigMillwardCroft]

Very good

[Bounce]

[Roland]

[Yanto]