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Old 23-12-2012, 09:12 AM   #1
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I ordered a sex-toy off the internet, a custom made scale replica of my wife's vagina.

On the day it was due to be delivered I sat anxiously at my window, waiting for my postman. After what felt like forever, he came struggling down my path with a big tatty box in his hands, all dented and the flaps torn, blowing around in the breeze.

I thought they would've at least fucking wrapped it.
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I ordered a sex-toy off the internet, a custom made scale replica of my wife's vagina.

On the day it was due to be delivered I sat anxiously at my window, waiting for my postman. After what felt like forever, he came struggling down my path with a big tatty box in his hands, all dented and the flaps torn, blowing around in the breeze.

I thought they would've at least fucking wrapped it.
They bought it around my house first. Recognised it and forwarded it on immediately. Sorry I unwrapped it!
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