[Bounce]

Originally Posted by DuncanR

I caught some bugger watching me once ! long time back now, I was giving this gal a portion, it was dark, we were in this secluded car park to a wood, and im going at it, my ass was a blur ! ...and you know that feeling you get when ...something aint quite right ...well ... i looked up and there was this erk watching through the bloody side window ! ..bastard ! .. then he says " Mum , when you coming 'ome and whats for tea !"

The story above is true ... but he never said that, I just shouted "clear off ya fuckin pervert !" ... then I thought to myself, thats rich, there he was fully clothed in the car park, and there was I stark bollock naked with a hard on a cat couldnt climb and a dog couldnt chew ! .. happy days !