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Old 27-05-2012, 12:15 PM   #4
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Originally Posted by Yanto View Post
SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any?

If not, then please find a list below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife -Legal and General.
Sex with your partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someonedifferent -Go Compare.
Sex on the phone -Direct Line.
Sex with a fat bird -More Than.
Sex with a hot bird - Privilege.
Sex on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com.
Sex with an animal - Compare the meerkat.
Yanto..Love it...Made me giggle.
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