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Yanto 01-05-2012 10:23 PM
Sex Insurance
 
SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any?

If not, then please find a list below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife -Legal and General.
Sex with your partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someonedifferent -Go Compare.
Sex on the phone -Direct Line.
Sex with a fat bird -More Than.
Sex with a hot bird - Privilege.
Sex on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com.
Sex with an animal - Compare the meerkat.

CraigMillwardCroft 02-05-2012 07:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yanto (Post 112917)
SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any?

If not, then please find a list below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife -Legal and General.
Sex with your partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someonedifferent -Go Compare.
Sex on the phone -Direct Line.
Sex with a fat bird -More Than.
Sex with a hot bird - Privilege.
Sex on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com.
Sex with an animal - Compare the meerkat.
:hahaha::hahaha:

83SY 02-05-2012 08:25 AM
Whatever youve heard that Meerkat consented to it! Simples :smt055

Andyk 27-05-2012 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yanto (Post 112917)
SEX INSURANCE
Do you have any?

If not, then please find a list below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife -Legal and General.
Sex with your partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someonedifferent -Go Compare.
Sex on the phone -Direct Line.
Sex with a fat bird -More Than.
Sex with a hot bird - Privilege.
Sex on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a transvestite - Confused.com.
Sex with an animal - Compare the meerkat.
Yanto..Love it...Made me giggle.


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