Geography of a Woman
 

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN.
Between 18 & 22 a woman is like Africa... half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas..
Between 23 & 30 a woman is like America... well developed & open to trade, especially for high financed investors..
Between 31 & 45 a woman is like India... very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 & 55 a woman is like France... gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 & 60 she is like Yugoslavia... lost the war, haunted by past mistakes & in need of massive reconstruction.
From 61 on, a woman is like Afghanistan... everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN.
Between 15 and 80 a man is like Libya... ruled by a prick!

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Between 31 & 45 a divorced woman is like Antarctica...cold, desolate, and waiting to be re-colonized