Man walks into a Pharmacy
 

A man walks into a pharmacy and says " Where is the tampax ? "
the assistant replies " Over there mate " the man returns with cotton wool balls, & toilet paper.

"Thought you wanted tampax" the assistant asks ?

Yeah well last week I asked the wife to buy me a 20 pack of fags, but she came back with a pouch of tobacco... so we'll see how she likes rolling her fooking own !