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cslgirl 06-04-2009 10:23 AM

The Human Body
 
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

csl_mba 06-04-2009 12:12 PM

I wasnt checking my thumb :whistle:













**Damn it :hahaha:

sailorbaz 06-04-2009 12:39 PM

Bugger!!! :banghead:

:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha:

Bealo 07-04-2009 02:27 AM

Yes i had a look at my thumbs :hahaha: :hahaha: :thumbs:

Andyk 07-04-2009 07:10 PM

Nice :hahaha:

Nords 07-04-2009 07:19 PM

Have I mentioned that I have massive hands?
:thumbs:

Nords 12-04-2009 12:40 PM

Apple announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music. The i-tit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their breasts and never listen to them...

:thumbs:

Mark CSL 12-04-2009 01:03 PM

God i have big thumbs :hahaha:


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