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shimmy 21-06-2011 08:42 PM
Golf
 
It really is shit.

Not a real sport at all but for 98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family

I see a whole load of them from my garden and they are nearly all complete muppets.....I hope they all get hit by lightning :thumbs:

glendog74 21-06-2011 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by shimmy (Post 93653)
It really is shit.

Not a real sport at all but for 98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family

I see a whole load of them from my garden and they are nearly all complete muppets.....I hope they all get hit by lightning :thumbs:
+1 :hahaha:

northernjim 21-06-2011 08:50 PM
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:

s.mac 21-06-2011 08:55 PM
LOL
I used to run the wings at footy(left and right ;)) until the dreaded snap of the Achilles going :bigcry:

so I took up golf, some good some bad but I quite enjoy trying to hit anyone in front who goes too slow :whistle:

Bounce 21-06-2011 09:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shimmy (Post 93653)
It really is shit.

Not a real sport at all but for 98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family

I see a whole load of them from my garden and they are nearly all complete muppets.....I hope they all get hit by lightning :thumbs:
:hahaha::hahaha::thumbs:

s.mac 21-06-2011 09:10 PM
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98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family
I have 3 lads so we play a 4 ball, they are all members at a local club ;) the wife then has peace and quiet :smt055
shame I never win :banghead:

glendog74 21-06-2011 09:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by northernjim (Post 93657)
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:
You might actually leave your house occasionally if you did a 'proper job'... :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

glendog74 21-06-2011 09:23 PM
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I prefer this Golf:

Bounce 21-06-2011 09:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by glendog74 (Post 93668)
I prefer this Golf:
Now i wouldn't mind a couple of holes with her.:smt055

Yanto 21-06-2011 09:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by northernjim (Post 93657)
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:
same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?

shimmy 21-06-2011 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Yanto (Post 93676)
same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?
He said "big" :whistle:

shane@mbtech 21-06-2011 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by shimmy (Post 93679)
He said "big" :whistle:
He could use yours big boy:smt055

northernjim 21-06-2011 10:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by northernjim (Post 93657)
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yanto (Post 93676)
same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?
the getting out of the house bit or hitting things with a big club?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Bounce (Post 93670)
Now i wouldn't mind a couple of holes with her.:smt055
:smt055:thumbs:In the words of Keith Lemon "I would destroy her":drool: :hahaha::bigcry:

Funkster 21-06-2011 10:37 PM
This is a strange ole place............. Golfing pervies everywhere

Some of you boys need help:smt055



Pervy bits alright but Golf ? F*** Sake

shimmy 21-06-2011 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by lawsy (Post 93680)
He could use yours big boy:smt055
We could all use mine :smokin:

sailorbaz 22-06-2011 12:34 AM
I've actually been thinking about taking it up, judging by the amount of abuse I'll get, I might keep this idea under my hat... doh!!!

Quote:
Originally Posted by northernjim (Post 93681)
:smt055:thumbs:In the words of Keith Lemon "I would destroy her":drool: :hahaha::bigcry:
Or, wear her like a hat?

:thumbs:

northernjim 22-06-2011 01:00 AM
:smokin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO9RZDujIo0

:hahaha:

DazBlackCSL 22-06-2011 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yanto (Post 93676)
same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?
Did someone mention a night out :-D

Bounce 22-06-2011 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by sailorbaz (Post 93691)
I've actually been thinking about taking it up the bum, judging by the amount of abuse I'll get, I might keep this idea under my hat... doh!!!



Or, wear her like a hat?

:thumbs:
:bigcry::bigcry::whistle:

sailorbaz 22-06-2011 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by northernjim (Post 93692)
Yer man's hilarious, I have to say. :thumbs:

DuncanR 22-06-2011 10:17 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sailorbaz (Post 93691)
I've actually been thinking about taking it up, judging by the amount of abuse I'll get, I might keep this idea under my hat... doh!!!



Or, wear her like a hat?

:thumbs:
A golf bag is about the same height as a pressure washer Baz !! ... put the two side by side in the garage .. and for ADDED security, you could put a wee ratchet strap around them both to hold it all together !! ... nice ....:banghead::blalalala:

northernjim 22-06-2011 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DuncanR (Post 93705)
A golf bag is about the same height as a pressure washer Baz !! ... put the two side by side in the garage .. and for ADDED security, you could put a wee ratchet strap around them both to hold it all together !! ... nice ....:banghead::blalalala:
:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::bigcry:


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