:hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

Now I know cornwall-ians (made that up by the way, not got a clue what they call you guys, inbreds sounded a bit harsh:whistle:;) ) are out of touch, I wondered how you knew what a CSL was, but have you not heard of a step ladder?

I use one all the time when I'm fucking horses, errr I mean decorating;)


Failing that I hear shetland ponies are all the rage in wales at the minute, apparently all the sheep are too loose round the back, bad breeding the rumours say.

Health and Safety will be after you Lawsy,using a step ladder to shag a horse,you must now use scaffold with a handrail and kickboard.:blalalala:

:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:

The lengths you people go to get a shag:blalalala:

Spot on Brett ... as per " Work at heights regulations 2005"

And anyway Lawsy, IF you are on a ladder, the regulations state that you must maintian 3 points of contact, well .... if 2 of 'em are your feet ... and 1 of them is your hand ... before YOU climb that fookin ladder to shag anything, you best have flies already undone and a stiffy measuring at least a 7.5 on the Richter scale !! oh yes ! :hahaha:

Happy Anniversary Ian :beer:




:whistle::whistle:



quality!