Bounce
10-11-2012, 09:53 PM
Last night,a girl from my past rang me out of the blue,its many years since our brief affair, but ive never forgotten the amazing sex and wonderful times we had together. Imagine my delight when she suggested revisiting our glorious past. I explained i wasn't the man i was, having gained a beer belly, a bald patch, got false teeth and a slight pile problem. She giggled girlishly and said not worry, as she had put on a few pounds herself. Thats when i told her to fu@k off !