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shimmy
21-06-2011, 09:42 PM
It really is shit.

Not a real sport at all but for 98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family

I see a whole load of them from my garden and they are nearly all complete muppets.....I hope they all get hit by lightning :thumbs:

glendog74
21-06-2011, 09:47 PM
It really is shit.

Not a real sport at all but for 98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family

I see a whole load of them from my garden and they are nearly all complete muppets.....I hope they all get hit by lightning :thumbs:

+1 :hahaha:

northernjim
21-06-2011, 09:50 PM
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:

s.mac
21-06-2011, 09:55 PM
LOL
I used to run the wings at footy(left and right ;)) until the dreaded snap of the Achilles going :bigcry:

so I took up golf, some good some bad but I quite enjoy trying to hit anyone in front who goes too slow :whistle:

Bounce
21-06-2011, 10:07 PM
It really is shit.

Not a real sport at all but for 98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family

I see a whole load of them from my garden and they are nearly all complete muppets.....I hope they all get hit by lightning :thumbs::hahaha::hahaha::thumbs:

s.mac
21-06-2011, 10:10 PM
98% just an excuse to walk and hit things whilst keeping away from the family

I have 3 lads so we play a 4 ball, they are all members at a local club ;) the wife then has peace and quiet :smt055
shame I never win :banghead:

glendog74
21-06-2011, 10:14 PM
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:

You might actually leave your house occasionally if you did a 'proper job'... :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

glendog74
21-06-2011, 10:23 PM
I prefer this Golf:

Bounce
21-06-2011, 10:28 PM
I prefer this Golf:Now i wouldn't mind a couple of holes with her.:smt055

Yanto
21-06-2011, 10:48 PM
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:

same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?

shimmy
21-06-2011, 11:19 PM
same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?

He said "big" :whistle:

shane@mbtech
21-06-2011, 11:24 PM
He said "big" :whistle:

He could use yours big boy:smt055

northernjim
21-06-2011, 11:32 PM
:birdman:

whats wrong with hitting things as hard as you can with a big club?:beer:

plus like you say its gets you out of the house:beer:

same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?

the getting out of the house bit or hitting things with a big club?


Now i wouldn't mind a couple of holes with her.:smt055

:smt055:thumbs:In the words of Keith Lemon "I would destroy her":drool: :hahaha::bigcry:

Funkster
21-06-2011, 11:37 PM
This is a strange ole place............. Golfing pervies everywhere

Some of you boys need help:smt055



Pervy bits alright but Golf ? F*** Sake

shimmy
21-06-2011, 11:45 PM
He could use yours big boy:smt055

We could all use mine :smokin:

sailorbaz
22-06-2011, 01:34 AM
I've actually been thinking about taking it up, judging by the amount of abuse I'll get, I might keep this idea under my hat... doh!!!

:smt055:thumbs:In the words of Keith Lemon "I would destroy her":drool: :hahaha::bigcry:

Or, wear her like a hat?

:thumbs:

northernjim
22-06-2011, 02:00 AM
:smokin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO9RZDujIo0

:hahaha:

DazBlackCSL
22-06-2011, 02:26 AM
same arguement can be made for spearmint rhino though jim ?

Did someone mention a night out :-D

Bounce
22-06-2011, 08:16 AM
I've actually been thinking about taking it up the bum, judging by the amount of abuse I'll get, I might keep this idea under my hat... doh!!!



Or, wear her like a hat?

:thumbs::bigcry::bigcry::whistle:

sailorbaz
22-06-2011, 09:20 AM
:smokin:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO9RZDujIo0

:hahaha:

Yer man's hilarious, I have to say. :thumbs:

DuncanR
22-06-2011, 11:17 AM
I've actually been thinking about taking it up, judging by the amount of abuse I'll get, I might keep this idea under my hat... doh!!!



Or, wear her like a hat?

:thumbs: A golf bag is about the same height as a pressure washer Baz !! ... put the two side by side in the garage .. and for ADDED security, you could put a wee ratchet strap around them both to hold it all together !! ... nice ....:banghead::blalalala:

northernjim
22-06-2011, 01:41 PM
A golf bag is about the same height as a pressure washer Baz !! ... put the two side by side in the garage .. and for ADDED security, you could put a wee ratchet strap around them both to hold it all together !! ... nice ....:banghead::blalalala:

:hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::hahaha::bigcry: