Mark CSL
25-01-2011, 10:00 PM
Rabbie Burns comin hame fae the pub, sees 2 folk at it!
He stops 2 watch.
The police arrive & say Rabbie will have 2 go 2 court & testify against them.
A judge calls him 2 ask what he'd seen
I saw 2 folk shaggin
U can't use that language in court.!
Ok
I wis comin back fae brigadoon
When I saw twa people lying doon
Her skirt wis high
His erse wis bare
His cock wis in amongst her hair
His baws wur swingin 2 & fro
If that's not shaggin then I don't know!
He stops 2 watch.
The police arrive & say Rabbie will have 2 go 2 court & testify against them.
A judge calls him 2 ask what he'd seen
I saw 2 folk shaggin
U can't use that language in court.!
Ok
I wis comin back fae brigadoon
When I saw twa people lying doon
Her skirt wis high
His erse wis bare
His cock wis in amongst her hair
His baws wur swingin 2 & fro
If that's not shaggin then I don't know!