need4speed
18-01-2011, 07:43 PM
An oldie but still funny!
Drinking with a Yorkshire Lass
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a Yorkshire Lass are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!),
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with
the same one twice either.'
The Yorkshire Lass, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Yorkshire, we have so many
illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Yorkshire!!
Drinking with a Yorkshire Lass
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A Mexican, an Arab, and a Yorkshire Lass are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks non-alcohol beer (cuz he's a Muslim!),
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with
the same one twice either.'
The Yorkshire Lass, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In Yorkshire, we have so many
illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
God Bless Yorkshire!!