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SachaR
26-10-2010, 04:33 PM
Alive- Temporarily metabolically abled.
Bald- Follicularly challenged
Body Odour- Non discretionary fragrance
Broken Home- Dysfunctional family
Caretaker - Site Engineer
Clumsy - Uniquely coordinated
Criminal - Behaviourally challenged
Dead - Living impaired
Dishonest - Ethically disoriented
Drunk -Chemically inconvenienced
Dustman- Sanitation Engineer
Fail -Achieve a deficiency
Fairy - Petite airborne humanoid with mystical powers
Fat Horizontally challenged
Foreign Food - Ethnic cuisine
Ghetto - Economically disadvantaged area
Girlfriend - Unpaid sex worker
Gossip - Speedy transmission of near-factual information
Housewife - Domestic Engineer
Ignorant - Knowledge-based non-possessor
Illegal Aliens - Undocumented Immigrants
Jailer - Custodial Artist
Jungle - Rain Forest
Late - Rescheduled arrival time
Lazy - Motivationally deficient
Lumberjack - Tree Murderer
Natural Disaster - Global Warming occurrence
Prostitute - Sex worker
Sex change - Gender reassignment
Short - Vertically challenged
Shy - Conversationally selective
Spendthrift - Negative saver
Talkative - Abundantly verbal
Tall - Vertically enhanced
Trailer Park - Mobile Home community
Tramp - Homeless person
Ugly - Cosmetically different
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured
Vagrant - Nonspecifically destinationed individual
White Trash - White Trash
Worst - Least best
Wrong - Differently logical